So there are a lot of things that I wonder on a daily basis. Most of them end up being humorous, but there can be some serious ones. Nearly all of them are in reference to something specific that has happened in my time so far. Here are a just a few.
How can a person be that drunk at 9 in the morning?
How does a person get crap on the underside of the toilet seat?
Why would you leave your crackpipe in your pants and then give the pants to us to wash?
How can a person smell so bad to the point that flies cover them and not want to take a free shower?
Where does a person get the gall to complain about a free service?
How can you be homeless and that overweight?
Why would you come back to the place where someone doused you in liter fluid and set you on fire?
Where do you get money for all that crack?
Just how many years have you been wearing that shirt for?
Why don’t the police care more?
Do you know that urinating in public is a crime?
Is peeing on the walls of the bathroom that much fun?
Where does all that hair on the floor of the shower come from?
Why would you use being homeless for most of your life as a point to get one up on other people?